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Krispy Kreme
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.

Krispy Kreme!

Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica

Then the mario kid:
Mario
We're Missing You Mitch
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Randomness
Saturday. 4.17.04 2:07 am
Chris and I decided to get random. Yay?

scottieneedsahug: squirby lurby
YoMan585: what?
scottieneedsahug: i haven't got the foggiest
YoMan585: that came out of nowhere
scottieneedsahug: yeah i can be random when i really try
YoMan585: apparently, lol
scottieneedsahug: ok lets be random
scottieneedsahug: say something random
YoMan585: sosa you gosa
scottieneedsahug: three bean salad
YoMan585: cambridge stew
scottieneedsahug: acetaminophen
YoMan585: misty mountains
scottieneedsahug: one head light
YoMan585: turnback jack
scottieneedsahug: slappy the diabetic squirrel
YoMan585: ever been to a turkish prison
scottieneedsahug: ever been in a turkish person
YoMan585: electric space needles
scottieneedsahug: european wall socket
YoMan585: you wretched digit mixer
scottieneedsahug: you same-sex cybervigilante vasectomy zoning cankle
YoMan585: well you fooktard no good for a semancing hobo
scottieneedsahug: you unibrowed incestuous amplifier of scam baiting metrosexual
YoMan585: screen munching numb nuts
scottieneedsahug: you slapnut meat tooth lipstick lesbian
YoMan585: case infested excuse for a rectifying humus dog
scottieneedsahug: well that was interesting, it started out randomness.....then went to attacks
YoMan585: it did didn't it
YoMan585: that was fun
scottieneedsahug: interesting
scottieneedsahug: it started with "You wretched digit mixer"
scottieneedsahug: i took offense i guess
scottieneedsahug: and came out with a very interesting zinger
YoMan585: where you came up with that one i'll never know
scottieneedsahug: "you same-sex cybervigilante vasectomy zoning cankle" = stroke of genius
YoMan585: what exactly is a "cankle"?
scottieneedsahug: its like when a person is fat and the ankle and calf appear to just run in together....can't justify where one ends or starts
YoMan585: hahah, never heard of that
scottieneedsahug: neither are defined very well from each other
scottieneedsahug: who won?
YoMan585: what
scottieneedsahug: the insult contest
scottieneedsahug: hehe
YoMan585: that would have to be up to a third-party
scottieneedsahug: i'm gonna post it on my blog
YoMan585: do it
scottieneedsahug: i claimed it
YoMan585: haha
1 Comments.

that was
funny as hell :P Heather agrees.
» EngelGenannt on 2004-04-18 09:48:21

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